24 October 2007

What a difference a week makes...

...unless you are Steen. If you are Steen, you are too lazy to do your three dishes for an entire week. One week ago, I took a picture after a few days of the same dishes being in the sink. A week later, and the dishes have not moved.

Last week:

One week later:

21 October 2007

Well....

....I figure I should put something up here to give Steen something to read since he's been visiting my site an awful lot lately. It's not difficult to figure it out when your site has statistical information. The one day I could not believe he went to the site four times in one day.

http://getclicky.com/stats/rss?site_id=1418&sitekey=e433b3917539&type=visitors&date=2007-10-18

The 35.10.86.109 is him. Also he was there today from The Communication of Arts and Sciences lab. My site is not hard to remember either, yet he kept having to type in Jamie Rytlewski for a google search one day. That was CLASSIC!! Today he typed in jamier.net as a search. At least he was closer, maybe next time he will not have to use google at all.

I haven't had much to write about him, except that he still stinks and still does not know how to do dishes. The same dishes have been in the sink since Wednesday. I wonder why we had bugs in the house we lived at last summer. It's Ok though, it just proves how lazy that he is. If he cannot wash three dishes that have been in the sink since Wednesday. He used to try to blame his girlfriend for being the messy one. He was talking shit about her saying that when she moved in at the end of last semester that she made his room a mess. I tend to disagree now, I think she just duplicated the mess, so his room had the appearance of being messier. Another thing those two have in common is they are both slobs.

05 October 2007

Uh oh!


Steen left a way for me/someone else to get into his room. Now I can frolick in his stink. Maybe I'll bring my laptop in there and just bust a nut all over his smelly sheets.


Yes! he bought a lock for his door, Yes! he installed the lock, but unfortunately he made one HUGE mistake. He left his window open. Maybe it was to air his room out? But if you are that worried about people breaking into your room, you might want to cover all your bases. Of course, I have never claimed Steen to be the brightest.


HAHAHAHA!!!

Thank you!!!

I just want to use this post to say, "Thank you!" to Steen. I seen that Steen left for the weekend with a friend. If he did not put that lock on his door, my addiction to smelly things would not be broken. I would be in his room every day/night and probably even sleep in his room just so I could roll around in his sweaty/smelly room. Also, I want to go in his room and watch his TV, since my HDTV sucks balls compared to his CRT.

He probably took his computer, so I can't search his computer for his love notes towards me. Man...thank you Steen. I would have wasted SO much of my time this weekend going through your room, now I can do other things.

Now I have seen it all!!

Ha, my roommate is the biggest douchebag in the world. After four months of living together, he now decides he needs a lock on his door. That is the first place that I like to go when he's not around. Now he has a lock, oh no, what do I do. (Sarcasm in case you can't tell). How pathetic is that, that you are buying a lock for your door. We used to be friends until he told me that I can not believe anything he says.

I think I need to get a lock now. If he's getting a lock, maybe he goes into my room and thinks I will go into his room because he goes into mine. Although I have nothing to hide. If we do have a burglar come in, they will hit his room first probably, since it has a lock, it has to have more valuable stuff.

Maybe he thinks I'm going to kill him in his sleep. Whatever it is, it is about the most pathetic thing that I have ever seen. Once again proving to Dan at work why we will never be friends. There is a MAJOR trust issue that has been broken and will never be fixed. If he has to get a lock for his room, he doesn't trust me. I'll admit, I went into his room once about two months ago. Although, his door was WIDE open and his fan was on. I went in to turn off his multiple fans as it was wasting electricity and blowing the smell from his room into the living room.

What a giant douche.